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To show how low-fat cheese has become so much more sophisticated than that plastic fake stuff you used to get in the 1980s, we decided to update another kind of 80s cheese: So Macho.

Composer Tony Britten re-imagined the disco classic for a 12-string orchestra. Sinitta gamely joined in the re-recording, and actually re-released the track as a single.